Wednesday Wit: September 8, 2010

My circus at the zoo

Me: a ranch hand is someone who works on a ranch

Grace: Like a taco ranch?
(I seriously have no idea what that means)

Officer Mauricio (he helps with carpool at Ada’s school): Hi little Grace!
Ada: I’m Ada. (very dry, NOT very amused)
Officer Mauricio: Wow, she was very quick to correct me!
(you have no idea buddy!)

(We were having a discussion about how I messed up, and everyone messes up, and no one’s perfect)
Me: Do you know who IS perfect?
(Simultaneously) Grace: God!  Ada: ME!
Grace: I wish I could fly through a cloud.  I would go in an airplane, and have a bag in case I throw up (??), then put some of the cloud in a bowl and put the lid on so I can keep it forever.  I bet it’s really soft.
Eli: Look mom, he’s playing a big bass fiddle!
Me: Um… that’s a cello.(Apparently my dad and Ada have deep discussions while swinging, including Jesus and sin…)
Ada: I know all about sin.  Eli’s a sinner.  But not Grace and me.
Dad: Why do you think Eli’s a sinner?
Ada: Because he hits Grace.
Dad: But doesn’t Grace get mad at Eli?
Ada: Yeah, because he HIT her!
(It makes perfect sense, really.)

One thought on “Wednesday Wit: September 8, 2010

  1. LOL…. literally! 🙂 I love your kids…. the whole "do you know who IS perfect?" conversation is a classic! I love it! Have a great day, Janna!

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