Ada: How old are you?
Grandpa: 59
Ada: Oh my gosh!  You’re going to die soon!
Grandpa: (laughing) I hope not!  But when I do, I’ll go to Heaven.
Ada: I know.  With God.
Grandpa: And do you know who else?
Ada: Grandpa Lyle.
Grandpa: And do you know who else? (looking for Jesus as an answer)
Ada: Well, someday me.

Ada: Adventures in Lalaloopsy Land!
Eli: The Avengers are in Lalaloopsy Land?
If only…

Chad: Did you make apple cider?
Me: Yes.
Chad: Oh. It smelled like apple pie.
Me: Sorry.  Do you want apple pie now?
Chad: Yes.
Eli: Yes!  Your boys like apple pie!
Chad: That’s right!  Your boys like apple pie!
Me: Then maybe my boys should make an apple pie.
Eli: No, mom makes apple pie!
Chad: That’s right!  Mom makes apple pie!
I don’t know what’s happening, but I don’t like it and I will not enable it.

Ada: Mom, what does p-r-e-h-i-s-t-o-r-i-c spell?
Me: prehistoric
Ada: What does it mean?
Me: Sort of like…from the dinosaur days.
Ada: No, what does it mean?
Me: That is what it means.
Ada: No, I mean what is it in our language?
Me: That is in our language.
Ada: No!  I mean, what does it MEAN??
Am I on Candid Camera?  Is this the seven-year-old version of “Who’s on First”?
Me: Ada.  That IS what it means!
Ada: NO!  I don’t mean EXPLAIN it, I mean WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?
Google the definition…
Me: Very old, primitive, or out of date.
Ada: Ok.

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