Ada: Dad, you better come quick.  I accidentally flushed the toilet twice, and now it’s rising.  You better come clog it.
Chad: I think you already clogged it.

Eli: I have SEVEN girls at school already who are attracted to me.
Me: Oh yeah?  What does that mean if they’re attracted to you?
Eli: It means they think I’m cute and they want to hug and kiss me.
Me: Oh.  Do you let them?
Eli: NO!!
Ada: Maybe someday you’ll have more girls attracted to you.
Eli: No, seven is plenty.  I don’t think I could handle anymore.
It’s a heavy load he bears. 

Ada: I heard the SH word on tv.
Me: You did?  What’s the SH word?
Ada: I can say it?
Me: Yes, you can say it to me, so we can talk about what it is.
Ada: (looking around) It’s sh…. (looks around more) shut up.

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