Eli: Mom, do you know why boys like to sweat?
Me: No…
Eli: Because it makes their hair straight.
Ada: And that makes them handsome?
Eli: No, Ada.  When their hair is straight it helps them attract girls.
Ada: Well, if your hair was straight it would NOT attract me.

Playing Lego Harry Potter…
Eli: Do you know who my favorite character is?  Voldemort.  Because he’s the strongest.
Chad: But he’s evil, and Harry Potter defeats him.
Grace: And I bet he doesn’t brush his teeth.

Ada: Daddy, look at my apple lip blam.
Chad: It’s lip balm.
Ada: No, it’s lip blam.
Chad: No, it’s lip balm.
Ada: No it’s not.
Chad: How is it spelled?
Ada: L-I-P-B-A-L-M
Chad: Right, and that is pronounced lip balm.
Ada: Well I’m calling it lip blam.
Fact has nothing on this girl’s stubbornness.

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