Eli: Mom, wouldn’t it be nice if we had one of those things that cut off people’s heads to cut cantaloupe?
Me: A guillotine?
Eli: Yeah! Wouldn’t that be nice?
Once again…thank you, Mythbusters. I guess the silver lining here is that he wants it to cut cantaloupe.
Eli: Mom, there’s a place in Legoland Florida where a boy like me can build his dreams.
Mission accomplished, informational video. Why are you in my home again?
The kids were building a blanket fort in the living room when I heard this gem…
Grace: Eli, it’s coming apart!
Eli: Where?
Grace: By that crack. Put your hand up there. Do you feel that crack? It’s by the crack.
Chad and I nearly had to leave the room with all the usage of the word “crack”. Yes, we’re in middle school. [subscribe2]
Eli has had some good ones as of late. I get to hear many of these first hand and it’s still funny to read them. Thanks for capturing these moments, Love!