Eli was trying to make some sort of deal with Ada in the car
Ada: That doesn’t work on me.
That’s my girl!

Chad: (to Eli) You’re not the boss of me.
Note: this was not in much of a “parental” voice

Me: Ada are you dressed?
Silence.
Me: Ada.  Are you dressed. (You know, when your tone isn’t really asking, more implying that you better answer, and you better answer with a yes.)
Ada: Uhhh….
And this is when my head starts spinning. 

Me: Ada, flush the toilet.
Ada: WHAT???  How did you know?

Eli: Is G a vowel?
Me: Nope, just AEIOU.  G is a consonant.
Eli: But G makes two sounds, and vowels make two sounds.
That boy is stinking smart!  So analytical.

Ada: Let’s do the Limbo!  It’s when you have to go over something.
Grace: Under something.
Ada: Oh.  Well then let’s imbo.  That’s when you go over something.  Who wants to imbo??
Eli: Me! Me! Me!