Ada: What? I’m just a farter!
Eli uses my cookie racks as car ramps
Eli: I just need one more…
Me: You need to ask, not just take one.
Eli: Can may I please have one more?
I kiss him on the cheek.
Eli: Ok… I think that’s a yes….
Me: Yikes, Ada, did you toot?
Ada: Yes. I know… I’m disgusting.
Alright, so maybe we need to lay off of how bad her toots smell…
Ada: Can I have a sleepover at Ella’s house? I’ll only stay one night so you … Read the rest
I’m going to do my best to make this long story short….
In November of 2007 (I believe) I started being treated for an ear infection. In January 2008 the ear pain wasn’t better, so I was sent to an ENT (Ear, Nose, and Throat specialist) who said my ears and all other tests were fine. So he sent me to a neurologist. He said everything was fine, and diagnosed me with neuralgia – sort of a generic “we don’t know where this pain is coming from” term. I was starting to think I was crazy. He started trying various … Read the rest
I have many lists in many places, depending on what is actually ON the list. I used to tease my mom about her lists (let this post stand as yet another public apology to her), but I’ve since realized the importance of lists: they give us the freedom to forget things. At work I schedule the worship team every week, and sometimes I get asked who is scheduled. My answer will always be, “I don’t know, I’ll have to look at my list.” I write things down so they don’t take up room in my head. I have enough other … Read the rest