Wednesday Wit: August 17, 2011

Grace: People live in France, but speak French.  They live in China, but speak Chinese.  They live in Mexico, but speak Mexican.
Me: Well, they speak Spanish.
Ada: Me too, I speak Spanish.  I should go there with Rich sometime because we both speak Spanish.

Ada is introducing herself to a new friend at Chick-Fil-A…
Ada: My name is Ada.  It’s nice to meet you.  Do you want to play after you eat?
Seriously, EVERYONE is a potential friend for her.  This seems harmless enough until she goes into the bathroom with an unknown 4 year-old boy because they think it sounds fun to pee together at the baseball diamond. 

Eli was crying and quite sad…
Eli: Mom, when I feel my heart, I feel it beating right and it doesn’t feel broken.

Swimming at the Y…
Ada: Mom, did you see those bubbles?  Those weren’t from my mouth.  I tooted.

Ada singing: I have a lover (begin momma panic). I am a lover.  I am a lover of the Holy Spirit!
Eli: Ada, I’m not a big fan of your singing.

Me: Did you put your clothes away?
Eli: Are you going to check?

Ada: What today is it?
Answer: Wednesday.