Wednesday Wit: July 20, 2011

Grace: It’s not like you’re a boy, and you want to be a chef, and POOF! you’re a chef.  It takes a lot of practice.

Eli: I had a nightmare last night.
Ada: Don’t worry, it’s just a pretend scary picture in your head.

Ada was at a friend’s house, they didn’t know what they were in for…
Ada: You’re interrupting me again.  Do you know what interrupting is?  It’s when someone is talking, then you talk at the same time.  It’s impolite.  You have to take turns talking.

Ada: Eww!  My arm pit is… sweaty!!
she said with her arm straight up in the air, wiping off the sweat… 

Me: Eli, do you want to go to camp next year?
Eli: Yeah!  I can’t wait to go on the Blob.
Ada: The Blob.
Eli: I said the Blob!
Ada: Oh!  I thought you said the blog.
Eli: There’s no such thing as a blog.
Ada: I thought you SAID the blog.
Eli: I KNOW!
It’s funny they think there’s no such thing as a “blog”.  If only they knew…