Ada: Mom, I will give you a sticker whenever you don’t yell at me.

Me: I had to get a cap put on my tooth.
Ada: A CAT?!?

Ada: I got a little cheese on the floor.
Me: Grab the dust pan.
Ada: Can you show me where it is.
Me: Yes.
Ada: Oh, thank you, mom.  You’re a good helper.

One of Grace’s new chores is sweeping under the table after supper.  While working on this chore…
Grace: I hate sweeping!
Me: I know, I do too.
Grace: So I bet you like that you can make your kids do it and you don’t have to do it anymore
Ooohh be careful here little girl… And yes, yes I do.