Wednesday Wit: April 6, 2011

Eli: Dad, Ada won’t stop singing!
Chad: Ada, you need to sing quieter.
Ada: I can’t.
Chad: Yes, you can.  You can control the volume of your voice.
Ada: My brain tells me to sing every day.
Eli: Ada, your brain is annoying us.

Eli: Are we going home yet? For about the sixth time…
Chad: No we are not.  And if you ask me one more time, I will find the most boring spot on the road and pull over and just sit there doing nothing.  Got it?
Ada: That sounds boring.