Wednesday Wit: February 2, 2011

Me: Today we’re going to a different Sonrise Church, the one where your friend Ella goes.
Ada: There is another Sonrise Church?!?  I didn’t know this!  I am surprised!!

Grace: I wish I had spy gadgets so I could spy on Eli and Ada.
Ada: (with arms folded, peering over her glasses) You mean so you and I could spy on Eli!

Me: Someone forgot to flush.
Ada: I think it was Eli.
Me: Well, when he forgets he usually leaves the seat up, but it’s down.
Ada: Well…. you know….. boys lie.

We watch Man vs. Food with the kids.  One episode had a pulled pork sandwich with spicy sauce called “Shut Up Juice.” Uh-oh….
Ada: When I grow up, I will have a restaurant called “Ada’s Hot Shut Up Juice Pizza Place”.
I couldn’t count how many times she said Shut Up Juice yesterday.  We then had a conversation about how she can’t say that at school.  Technically, she can’t say that at home either…