Sit ups with Aunt Heather

Chad: Ada’s making out with her ice cream cone.

Ada: Mom… you can make my breakfast and then get back in bed!

Me: Do you have a frog in your throat?
Ada: No.  I just have spit in my throat.  It’s a little stuck.

Grace: You’re a terrific mom!
Ada: Today.

Ada: Knock Knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Ada: Banana peel
Me: Banana peel who?
Ada: Aren’t you glad I didn’t say balloon?
This particular Knock Knock joke eludes them.

Ada’s shaking side to side
Ada: Mom!  Do you hear my milk moving side to side in my tummy?!?

In a public restroom with Ada, OF COURSE there were others in there as well…
Ada: Momma, did you toot???
Me: No, Ada.  I did not.
Ada: Then what is that AWFUL smell?!?

Ada: When is Heather going to have her baby?
Me: Heather’s not pregnant, honey.  There isn’t a baby in her tummy.
Ada: I said WHEN.