Ada, are you drinking pool water?

Ada: MOM!!  Grace and Eli won’t play with me!
Me: Honey, I’m not going to make them play with you.
Ada:  Well I don’t want to play with my imaginary friend!

Me:  OK guys, we’re going to a Christmas Festival at a farm today, and a man dressed as Santa Claus will be there.  You have a very important job there…
Ada: Um… excuse me?  Santa Claus is fake.
Me: Yes, I know.  That’s what I was going to say: Your very important job is to NOT tell other kids that he’s fake!

Eli: ADA!!!  Get out of my room!!  (really? already?)
Ada: I was just going to the bathroom.
Eli: Well my room is NOT the bathroom!

Ada: We should go to Arby’s sometime.
Me: Should we?
Ada: Yeah!!
Me: What do you like to eat there?
Ada: I don’t know.  We should find out.

At the library…
Ada: I want to get this book.
Me: That book?
Ada: Yes.
Me: It’s about potty training.
Ada: Yeah…
Me: You’re already potty trained.
Ada: Well, that’s ok.  I need it for when I’m a mom.

Eli: This fork makes a good back scratcher.
Me: That’s disgusting.
Chad: He’s said worse. (with a shrug)


Ada is holding up a pair of Eli’s briefs and a pair of boxers.
Ada: Why do you have 2 kinds of underwear?
Eli: That’s just what I have.  But when you’re a grandpa, you only get that kind of underwear. (pointing to the briefs)
Hahaha!!