Ada discovering the computer camera at 2 1/2

Eli’s version of the Pledge of Allegiance: with liberty and Justins for all.

Grace: This is called a fortune cookie, because it has a fortune in it.  A fortune is a fake story.

Ada: I hope my dada will be alright.
Me: Daddy’s fine, he just went to work.
Ada: NO!  He went to the doctor!
Me: No honey, he works at the hospital now.  He fixes doctor’s computers.

I was putting Ada’s tights on her…
Ada: Just a minute, I have to get my underwear out of my bottom.