This one’s just too good.  I couldn’t wait until Wednesday.

Me: Ada, how was school today?
Ada: Good!  I listened!!  I made a pattern: listened, didn’t listen, listened, didn’t listen, and today I listened.  So I made a pattern.
Me: Yes, you did make a pattern.  Maybe next week you can try to listen EVERY day.
Ada: Weeeeelllll…. how about Sunday.

About five minutes later…

Ada: I think one time I gotted a shot that makes me not listen.  I think that’s the problem.