Eli’s super hero moves

Ada: Momma, will you hold me while I do a flip off the footstool?
Me: No, that’s not safe.
Ada: WHAT?? Are you nuts?
Me: NO!  Are YOU nuts?
Ada: No… maybe dad is.

Me: I’m glad you went to the store with me today.
Ada: I’m glad you gave me a chocolate chip cookie piece at the store. (bakery sample)

Eli: I’m saving the last piece of gum for my NEW great grandpa.
Me: Who’s your new great grandpa?
Eli: Rich!
Me: No, Eli, Rich is your new uncle. (Sorry, Rich.)

(Ada’s playing baseball on the Wii, and she’s pitching.  The guy got a hit.)
Ada: Cheater.