Ada: When I honk my bicycle horn in my ear it doesn’t hurt because it makes my ear numb.

Ada: Is this a bicycle horn, or an ah horn?
Me: What?
Ada: An ah horn?
Me: What’s that?
Ada: You know.  That’s the sound it makes.  It goes, “AAAHHHH” when you squeeze it.

Ada: We went to two grocery stores.  Or…. dos markets.
Me: Is that the spanish word for grocery store?
Ada: I do not know.

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