Me: I’ll see you at 3:30!
Eli: Why 3:30?
Me: Because that’s when you get out of school.
Eli: When does school start?
Ada: Monday, of course.

Me: Who went potty and didn’t flush?
A unanimous shout of “Not me!” from all three children.
Me: One…
Eli: I swear mom, it wasn’t me!
Grace: Mom, I’m not lying.
Ada: Well, it wasn’t me either, but I’ll flush it anyway.
Guilty!

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