Me: After breakfast, it will be time for chores.
Ada: I hate chores.
Me: I know.
Ada: I don’t want to do chores ever again!  And I don’t mean until I’m a teenager, I mean until I’m a…. until I’m DEAD.

Me: It’s time to do chores.
Kids: Groaning.
Me: At least you get paid for your chores, dad and I don’t.
Ada: Well, it’s a hard life for moms and dads, but you have to get through it.

Me: We’re going camping soon on the beach and I’m so excited!
Eli: Me too!  What’s the name of that place again?
Me: Fishermans Island.
Eli: Oh yeah!  I keep calling it India.

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