While in Nashville we met two new friends and they baby-sat one night…
Eli: We like to wrestle before we watch a movie.
Grant: OK, but let’s wait until your parents come home.
Eli: No – we aren’t allowed.
Busted! 

Eli: Mom, there’s a show on TV that’s inappropriate for us to watch!  The girls are wearing dresses and the tops of BOTH of their boobs are showing!
I’m going to mark this in the “win” column.  It was Dancing With the Stars. 

Eli: (coughing, coughing, coughing)  Mom, I have a lot of throat boogers.
So gross. 

Ada: Stop copying me!
Grant: You’re copying me!
Ada: I was here first, so you’re copying me.
Grant: I’m older, so I was here first.
Insert Ada’s look of “I don’t have a response, so I’ll stop, but I’m right.” 

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