Me: Here Ada, put these pants on under your skirt.  You don’t have to take your skirt off.
Ada: Yes I do, see – the skirt has shorts.
Me: Oh!  I didn’t know that.
Ada: Well, at least there’s one thing you don’t know.

Me: Kids, clean the table off before supper please.
Eli: Ada!  Quick, get your stuff off the table or mom will throw it away!
I’m completely ok with this reputation. 

Ada: Emily lost her voice.
Me: Is Emily in your class?
Ada: No, she’s my swim teacher.  I should have said MISS Emily, then you would know.
I am continually amazed by her thought process.  

Eli: Mom, what kind of meat do you get from zebras?
I am 100% sure this boy will not become a vegetarian. 

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