Eli:  The sprinkles on my donut weren’t as good as my imagination.  Nothing’s better than my imagination.  Except for God and Jesus.  You can use that part in a church song if you want.

Eli had a bloody nose…
Chad: Eli, you need to try to stop crying (the crying was over a broken toy).  Think of happy things like rainbows and unicorns.
Eli: DAD!!  Those are girly things!
Chad: OK, how about Legos and Star Wars?
Eli: Not right now.