I heard: I see two black Kenyans.
Ada said: I see two black cannons.

Chad heard: Derrick has a handsome mane.
Ada said: Derrick is a handsome name.

Me: He is a great waiter.
Ada: And hot.
Silence
Me: What’s hot?
Ada: My breadstick.

Sometimes I think I wouldn’t even have a blog if it wasn’t for Ada.