Ada had an attitude as early as 2

I’m sitting here on the laptop, and Ada won’t stop talking.  It’s getting pretty funny now, so I thought I’d send it out for you all to enjoy.  Keep in mind, this is all constant, no breaks…

“Mom, why are you typing?  Why did you hit that button?  Your nails are too long.  Maybe you should cut them.  When I get older I will wear that shirt you’re wearing.  Girls don’t wear ties or bow ties.  Grace taught me that.  Boys wear boy stuff and girls wear girl stuff.  A-D-A!  That’s my name!  You typed my name!  Do you like my hair like this?  I look cute like this.  I look different like this.  I am different from everyone else in the world.  I’m not brown or light brown, I’m peach.  Girls talk too much.  Why do girls talk so much?  I like playing with your hair.  Can I have cinnamon-sugar toast for breakfast tomorrow?  Everyone loves my glasses.  They’re purple.  Do you know what the green gorilla did?  He did this. (Scooting across the floor) That’s silly.  He’s funny.”

Chad’s home from the store so she’s running to see him … oh wait!

“I have to tell you one more question.  The green gorilla said, “Dude, we don’t have a butler.”  That’s funny because it has the word “butt” in it.”

Now Chad’s here with Oreos, so she’s gone.