Wednesday Wit: May 1, 2013

Eli was doing his nightly duty of sweeping the dining room
Eli: Mom, I feel like I’m almost ready to have kids.
Me: What does it mean to be ready to have kids?
Eli: Well, I mean I want to be responsible and learn how to do a lot of jobs.
Me: Awesome, buddy.  I’m glad you want to be responsible.
Eli: Can you teach me how to make scrambled eggs?
Me: Yes.
Eli: Tomorrow morning?
Me: Yes.
Who knew sweeping the floor and making scrambled eggs were two essential components of being prepared for parenthood.


3 thoughts on “Wednesday Wit: May 1, 2013

  1. Whoa! If he gets much past scrambled eggs he ll have more parent-ready skills than me! Go Eli!

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