Eli: Mom, you were right.
I don’t remember what preceded this, and honestly it doesn’t matter.
Chad: Mom’s usually right.
Eli: Well really, mom’s always right.
And then the heavens opened up and all the angels joined together in singing the Hallelujah Chorus…

Ada: Here are some things about me: I’m chubby, cute, funny, aaaaand smart.
Eli: And adorable.
Ada: Yes.  That’s what chubby means.

Eli: That babysitter puts me in time out.
Ada: Only when you’re mean to us.
Eli: ADA!  I know.
Ada: We don’t like it when you’re mean to us.
Eli: ADA!  I’m seven.  I’m working on it!