Kindergarten student: Can you put my keychain back on my book bag? I got it at church.
Me: Which church do you go to?
Student: The one where Jesus was born.
Eli: What part does Doris Day play in “The Sound of Music”?
Me: She’s not in that.
Eli: Sandy Duncan?
Me: No…how do you know about Sandy Duncan?
Eli: Scooby Doo Meets Sandy Duncan.