Eli: I got two F’s.
Ada: Does F stand for Fantastic?
Chad: Nope.
Leftover night…
Eli: That steak tasted a little funny, but the more I ate it, the better it got.
Such devotion to meat.
I got firewood one day, and was trying desperately to start a fire by myself. It didn’t work.
Ada: Well, at least you tried. (Not in an encouraging voice, more in a giving-up voice)
Then later when Chad got home…
Eli: Dad, can you start a fire? Mom tried, but she failed.
Me: Wow.
Eli: Sorry! I was trying to think of something nice … Read the rest