The kids love watching us play Mario Kart, and Chad is always Mario
Ada: Dad! Watch out for Baby Mario!
Grace: Baby Mario is your son!
Chad: The Princess hasn’t proven that yet!
Sarah: Eli, who are you talking to?
Eli: The angels on my shoulders. The red one is winning.
Grace: Momma, my left nose hole is stuffy.
Ada: I loooove Charlie Brown. He’s bald, you know. I like bald people.
Ada: Knock knock!
Heather: Who’s there?
Ada: Ivan
Heather: Ivan who?
Ada: Ivan working on the railroad, … Read the rest